Wednesday, February 23, 2005

How wrong...

I'm not in a particularly good mood right now. Roy Carroll, United's goalkeeper, has spectacularly proven me wrong, and now I feel like a fool for having spoke too soon. United were going so well before his mistake, and now we're left with a big job on our hands in Milan in a fortnight's time. United really do not need something like this to knock them off their good form. I can't predict anything now...I'm stumped.

Can RvN recover his match fitness in time to rescue us in Milan? Can he score at least once? Can Roy Carroll recover from his mistake and combine with the defence to deny Milan a goal at the San Siro? Can we come back like how we did against Juventus in '99? Oh, I almost forgot the small matter of Andrei Shevchenko and Jaap Stam returning for that game.
I'm stumped...

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Fortnight recap...

I've been saving this post until now instead of writing it last week as I felt okay to lump last week's Premiership result with this week's FA Cup action. And it's been a helluva week. And with the Champions League resuming this week, we footie fans are in for treat after treat right up until the end of May.

We'll start with everyone's favourite team, Man U, also known in Cantonese to be Man Luen. We're certainly on a roll, and yesterday's comfortable victory over Everton in the FA Cup just sums up how well we've been playing since our last defeat at Fratton Park. Okay, we did suffer another defeat to Chelsea in the competition that Liverpool have the best chance of winning, but that aside, we've been strolling past opponents with apparent ease. If we didn't score in the first half, you could have counted on us scoring in the second, and sealing the victory with a rock solid display by Carroll and Co. Gordon Strachan, the former United winger and ex-Southampton manager, charted in one of the major papers the strategy that we employed on our way to the win at Man. City. We started the first half against City with Darren Fletcher (who should be given the Scotland captaincy right NOW, instead of letting it remain with the Rangers weakling) on the right and Quinton Fortune on the left, and finished the first half with a scoreless stalemate. While both are good players, Strachan pointed out, neither were the sort of players who would run with the ball and drag opposition full backs out of position. Enter Ronaldo and Ryan Giggs in the second half. More dribbling, more running with the ball, and the rest, as they say, with a cliche, is history. In fact, it's not hard to see where Strachan got that idea from. The first goal just confirms what he says. Giggs, while on the right, came in to the centre and brought his full back marker along with him, lest the ball should be passed on to him. That freed up the space on the right for which Gary Nev could, and normally would, run into. Roy Keane threaded an excellent ball through to the rampaging Neville, who dutifully floored in a square pass to Rooney for the goal. The second goal, well, just unlucky really for Richard Dunne...

At Everton this week, I'd have predicted a 2-0 win, and it was quite a stroll too as I thought. Funny that such a likely result was given an odd of 7/1 by the bookmakers. We weren't really in much trouble at all, but the first goal was another statement of just how important a player Ronaldo is to us. Easily beat two Toffee statues, and then flighted in a delightful cross for which Fortune, a much improved player from last season, headed home. The second goal just underlined how sharp United were, in particular our Portuguese whiz kid, to react quicker than any of the Everton players to stab home the loose ball. Wayne Rooney, to his credit, managed to stay clear of any "Judas" trouble on his return to Merseyside, albeit having a relatively quiet game. This is what is and will be beautifully frightening about United. One week it's Rooney, another week it's Ronaldo. There's no stopping those two! And what if they're unavailable? Scholesey, Giggs, Keano, Smith, Saha, and of course...Ruud. And forgetting a fully fit Ole too!

Now, Roy Carroll was again the subject of conversation following his being an unlucky missile target for some moron. United were always saying they're on a look-out for another keeper. Why need be I wonder? In my opinion, Roy Carroll is our no.1 and he's good enough for that position. He did drop a clanger against Spurs, but who doesn't? He's human after all! Even the Peter The Great experienced the odd mistake or two in his glorious time with United. I say we just offer him a new contract and let the matter rest. It works well for the defence anyway if they know they've got a familiar and reliable keeper behind them. So now we can really look forward to a realistic multiple trophy campaign, given the winning form that we're on right now. I still believe we can catch Chelsea for the Premiership, and I certainly won't put the Champions League and the FA Cup beyond our reach. By no means!

Now, on to Arsenal. Much has been said about Arsene Wenger fielding an entirely foreign team in their impressive 5-1 win against Crystal Palace, but this time I'm siding with Wenger. His job is not to make sure that England (or any of the other Home Nations) have enough young players to take over the mantle from the seniors. That is Sven Eriksson's job (for which he is being paid GBP 3 million a year for, and is very often receiving fair criticism for it). Wenger's job is to make sure Arsenal secure a win, every week if possible. I find it hard to see why the British, who often pride themselves about wanting to be "professional" on their job (a really convenient excuse for being calculative and lazy if you ask me), are having trouble with Wenger just plainly going all out to make sure his team win! Making sure English youngsters develop is not his job, so why should he do it. I think he's absolutely spot on when he said that he does not pick teams based on passports, but rather on quality and attitude, and that when you've trained with these players so often, you forget where they come from most of the time.

I'd have said that Arsenal were right back in form had they won yesterday against a Sheffield United side who's obviously trying to kick Wenger's men off their own park, but they didn't, so I won't say they're back in form. This time I feel it's Wenger's and Dennis Bergkamp's fault. He totally omitted Thierry Henry from the side, chose instead to play a largely second-string side (though I can understand why), and then Dennis Bergkamp got himself sent off. To me, 11 against 11 to an underdog side can sometimes be more than a handful, never mind 10 against 11 for more than a half. Sheffield have really got nothing to lose, and they came at Arsenal like a bunch of hungry bull dogs.

And of course, our review has to end with "Smelly Shit" Chelsea. Lucky but predictable win against a 10-man Everton, but not so lucky today. Mark Lawrenson was spot on with today's result when he predicted a Newcastle win, though he wasn't with the scoreline. I felt it was quite possible too myself, not because Newcastle were playing great, but that Chelsea themselves weren't as fluent as they were a couple of months ago, or more accurately, not as fluent as they were before Arjen Robben got injured. But, just this time, I just felt Jose Mourinho has been too cocky for himself. I know he's a bold man, and he's earned the right to be as brash and arrogant as he is, but he's really made a mistake this time. Okay, he was unlucky, but when he made the three subs at half-time, I was thinking to myself...isn't three the maximum number allowed? Is he really so desperate as to bring on all three at the same time with a whole second half remaining? No cover for any possible injuries later? Well, he had it coming, didn't he. But I guess everyone's entitled to the odd error or two. No more Quadruple (haha!), and no goals against any 11-man side since the injury of Arjen Robben (yeah, remarkable but true). And I won't be surprised if Liverpool were to deny them the League Cup next week. Liverpool, being so consistently inconsistent, that you really just won't know what to expect from them, but I've got a feeling they will turn up for the Carling Cup final. And suddenly, Jose Mourinho doesn't look so dashing anymore on Soccernet, does he?

Sunday, February 06, 2005

9 points...

Chelsea have today drawn against their bogey team of this season, Man. City, and as a result, we've closed the gap to 9 points, with 12 games to go. Cause for celebration? Of course not, we're still far from it. No one's entitled to remove that champagne from the ice just yet, not us, not the Chelsea fans, and definitely not the Arsenal fans. But the draw is just a timely reminder, to Chelsea especially, that the title is not won yet, however conclusive the pundits on all the Premiership coverage programs around the world might sound.

We will ourselves be playing Man. City away next weekend, and this actually just gives them the opportunity to either really help us, or negate their influence on the destination of the Premiership title from this week. The thing is, Arsenal seemed to have returned to form after having beaten another of those perenially mediocre Premiership teams, Villa. Villa seemed to show up only at the second half, that I joked with my mate they might be having a hangover in the first half. So whether you look at it from the top or the bottom, we can't afford to slip up. Arsenal are closer to us than we are to Chelsea.

The question on everyone's lips, is this going to be the start of the so-called "blip"?? I hope so! Chelsea, in case you didn't notice (but the pundits and football writers did), only started flying when Arjen Robben arrived. And now that their Dutch winger (who's supposed to be ours but for some fudgery on Peter Kenyon's part) has had his wings clipped, albeit temporarily, does it actually signal something of a problem for them? By the way, Drogba is out as well...so! I doubt that they'll slip up as dramatically as Kevin "I love it!" Keegan's Newcastle of 1996, but...we do hope. For hope is a beautiful thing (quote Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption)...




Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Now for the hard part...!

Much to my delight, United have done the double over the Gunners this season. To say I was happy was a gross understatement. I was elated. It was just my tough luck really, that I should be down with a cold and a sore throat to not be able to make it to the pub and watch that game, but I was again on live radio. I did catch the highlights show on BBC1 later on. Mikey actually did went down to the pub, but it appeared to him that they were not showing it. I told him it couldn't be, as I saw it written very clearly on the chalkboards outside the bar : "Arsenal v Man. Utd. TONIGHT". There just seems to be a communication problem with him and the British people. I mean, if you're already down there and in the pub, and if they appear to be not showing your program, does it even hurt to ask them about it?? Anyway, he went down at half-time, and we all know what happened in the second half, do we not?? I told you that was my lucky bar!! Every time either Michael or I or both of us were there, the results always go United's way!

I'm not going to comment on the pre-match incident in the tunnel, because if Gary Nev isn't squealing, who are we to say anything? There were several goals in the game (six to be exact), let alone incidents, that we really don't know where to begin. Chris said it was "some game." Some game it was! I felt United's defence were partly responsible for Arsenal's first goal by Patrick Vieira, but maybe we've got to admit to ourselves that it's not easy for the relatively short Heinze to outjump the "6 foot 4" Vieira. United's first, second, and fourth goals were especially technical to me and were all eye candies, all involving the talented lot of Paul Scholes, Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs and Cristiano Ronaldo. But when United drew level at 2-2, I had a feeling that if we do edge ahead, it'd be very difficult for Arsenal. A brilliant football team that they are, Arsenal are not exactly masters of the comeback game. But they did give me some bitten finger nails, though it proved ultimately futile for them. We not only kept hold on the lead quite comfortably despite having been reduced to 10 men, but John O'Shea added a sublime fourth to rub salt to the outgoing champions' wounds. That was the most beautiful finish of the night, and even he seemed surprised!

We can safely say it's all over for Arsenal now. I'm sorry but the Premiership nowadays is no longer the Premiership of 8-10 years ago. I remember back in the '96/'97 season, United won the Premiership having recorded five defeats. I don't think you can do it even with only three defeats now. The standard of the Premiership is now that much higher, thanks largely to Arsenal themselves and Chelsea, whom we will now call the "hard part". Arsenal themselves went unbeaten last season, making the possibility of not losing in an entire season very much real, let alone suffering a blip which means you might go on to lose three or four matches. Jose Mourinho's men will no doubt feel they can do the same thing and go all the way to the end without suffering the oft-mentioned "blip". So however you look at it, catching Chelsea will be the hard part. We need external help! We need teams like Blackburn (tonight) and Man. City on Sunday to help us. What are the odds on Kevin Keegan's team doing the double over Chelsea this term, i.e. what are the odds in them beating Chelsea this weekend??

Anyway, we can only hope for some of these other teams to think they can somehow beat Chelsea. Whether they need to park a bus in front of their goal or attack the Chelsea goal with a Ferrari, I don't know. United themselves have to beat Chelsea when they next meet in April, given Chelsea have not already won it by then! But, should Chelsea fail to win tonight (big SHOULD), we will be 8 or 9 points behind them with 13 games remaining, and logically, you'd think of course we have a chance! But like I said, the Premiership of today is not the Premiership of the 90's. There is a real possibility that Chelsea will not slip. Just our fingers crossed...that's all we the fans can do!

On another matter, between Liverpool and Everton, whom do I want in the fourth spot? People might guess I want Everton there, but I'm not so sure. I'm not suddenly developing a crush for Liverpool or something, but imagine the simple scenario. Liverpool failing to get in the Champions League, Steven Gerrard gets frustrated, gets ready to leave, a host of clubs come bidding, including Arsenal, United, Chelsea, Newcastle...did I see Chelsea there?? See the point? The prospect of Gerrard linking up with Lampard or Makelele is scary. Unless of course, someone at Chelsea feels crowded and decides to come to United. Or Stevie G follows Alan Smith's impeccable example and joins United...and be termed Judas* in the process.




*For more information on Judas, please visit www.concordant.org/expohtml/theproblemofevil/evil018.html.